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14 September 2009 8 Comments
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P: Did you see the movie XYZ?
Me: No baby. Why?
P: Kian saw it. Said it was a turkey.
Me: *gasp* You know what a turkey is?
P: Of course. A really awful movie. Did you know what a turkey is?
Me: er, yeah.
P: oh ok. When I become big and have my own son or daughter, I will teach them what a turkey is.
Me: *wheeze* Son / daughter?? I thought you did not want to get married / have a girlfriend / have babies?
P: Nah. I changed my mind. So how old should I be to have a girlfriend? 10?
Me: *splutter* 15?
P: 15????? Blimey. Oh well. I am sure glad I am a boy though.
Me: er, why?
P: Cos I found out how babies are born. They come out of your private parts.
Me: *finally faints as this gets too much*


8 Comments »

  • the mad momma said:

    ROFL. I love that boy

    # 15 September 2009 at 3:06 pm
  • Lavanya said:

    *glares* Wait till Brat starts spouting such stuff…

    # 15 September 2009 at 3:36 pm
  • Rohini said:

    LOL! Well, at least some one did the birds and the bees talk for you :)

    # 16 September 2009 at 4:46 pm
  • Lavanya said:

    Mum has got these books, Ro – stuff we used when we were kids. All sorts of topic lik Universe etc – one of them was about the human body. So day 1 of our India trip, chap opens these books and gets hooked. Thankfully he saved this gem for me AFTER I got back!

    # 16 September 2009 at 5:51 pm
  • Suki said:

    Woah, where did THAT come from! Them kiddies grow up much too fast. Hmph.

    # 17 September 2009 at 4:53 am
  • Lavanya (author) said:

    You said it!

    # 28 September 2009 at 9:25 pm
  • Arvind said:

    aha, finally! i specifically told that little twerp to call me about these things though.. ah well, too bad for him

    # 19 October 2009 at 7:48 pm
  • Lavanya (author) said:

    I think the twerp is scared of me a bit more than you give him credit for!

    # 19 October 2009 at 11:13 pm

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