The Mad Momma showed me just how much of a sweetie she is by giving me this award:

awww, thanks babe! *misty eyed*

and I shall proudly wear it! She says I’ve earned it by proving I am no cool, hep chick that she mistook me for. Hmph! If it makes you happy…
Is this some sort of a rolling badge? If it is, then I shall contemplate on who to roll it to post exam. Till then, I shall preen!

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Question: What do you call someone who wanks off looking at pictures of children?
Easy answer, right? Maybe that point struck this blogger AFTER he posted the following piece of text.
Puke of the Day
December 4th, 2007
Someone must tell this woman. That, the probability of a random set of verbs, nouns, adjectives and gerunds magically falling in perfect order to form a ‘meaningful’ sentence is 10^(-78).

Else, one could just tell her — I masturbated looking at your kid’s photo. Thanks.

In case anyone missed that great line, …

Britain is all caught up with the news of teacher Gillian Gibbons being thrown into jail in Sudan, facing a 15-day jail term followed by deportation. At one point, it was reported that she might be looking at the business end of a whip – 40 times. Her crime? Letting her class of 7 year olds name their class teddy bear ‘Mohammad’. All over the country loud, disbelieving gasps can be heard, accompanied by the typical ‘they must be joking, surely!’ Foreign Office is scrabbling about trying to stop the …

Cos my pal Ams gave me this:

That so rocks or what? Gosh Ams, you are such a star! Thanks a bunch babes *mwah*
So, am I to pass this on to other deserving folk eh? Right. How am I to do that when you go and pass it on to six peeps, thereby taking my three as well? *mutter*
Ok, I shall cheat a bit and start with Apu – other than being one of my oldest, real world pal, this girl sure knows what she’s talking about, virtually. So, here’s to …

How much can you know someone by reading their words, their thoughts, their feelings? Quite a lot, I reckon. That being so, I have been a regular visitor of the Mad Momma’s blog for the past month or so (has it only been that long?!) and already the MM, OA, the Brat and Baby Bean have become an intricate part of my blogging life. I need my daily fix of what’s going on in her hectic world and with Baby Bean’s immnient arrival, the MM’s detailed posts are keeping me …

I’ve lost all respect for the Desipundit website now. Ever since its Chief, Vulturo made remarks like ‘not Madrasi chicks – ewww’, I have made up my mind not to patronise the site he’s incharge of anymore. I do know that there are loads of others on the panel of the website but if this is the way the chief speaks, what about all the Indians then? Being a Madrasi chick myself, I feel like I should make a stand. Not that one person staying away is going to put …

Whoever came up with this cyber tagging, I wanna know? Kishore tells me that he has tagged me and what’s more, is gonna put some wacko questions to me that I have to answer. *sigh*
The ‘theme’ is ‘me me meme’ and here I go!
I am thinking about… how best to avoid the day of chores that awaits me and lounge with my new Nora Roberts instead!
I said… let me be, but no one’s listening!
I want to… break free! I want to breeaaak frrreee!
I wish… I could get the hooks and …

Dedicated to my fellow (disgruntled) DC writers in recognition of their literary efforts.
A phrase used by our own temporal in response to one of my comments stuck in my mind – paper tigers. This was with reference to all those ‘critics’ who jump on a blog author’s throat no matter what the blog is about and generally do a ‘Mexican three bean dance’ (another one of t’s gems!) over the tiniest issue. No matter if the issue in question is a random innocent remark – it would still get jumped …